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Peter Pansy:
The Boy Who Never Grew Hard!

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About the show

We're back in 2020 with another pantomime favourite: Peter Pansy - The Boy Who Never Grew Hard!

Peter Pansy lives in the magical world of Never-say-never-to-a-free-whore-Land. He’d have the life that every man dreams of but there’s just one problem…he can’t get it up! In fact, he’s so floppy it’s like having a dead snake dangling between his legs! It’s up to Peter to find a stash of viagra before it’s too late otherwise he’ll never get to give Bendy Wendy a good seeing to! Bring on a whole host of hilarious shenanigans with: an evil pirate (whose name is too rude to print but it does rhyme with Hook); the Indian Princess Tiger Willy, and of course Peter’s sparkly, glamorous assistant fairy friend. Come along and join the fun in a world where the lost boys are well and truly lost to save some wages! Oh, and then there’s a crocodile that’s swallowed a vibrating dildo...

Our successful tour of Snow White & The Seven Ugly Bastards ran from 2017 to 2019, earning us a 4* professional review in the North-West End. It encompassed 30 thirty performances across the UK, performing to around 7,000 people and supporting 22 worthwhile charities, including: mental health; cancer research; domestic abuse; air ambulance; suicide awareness; dementia; homelessness; lifeboats; hospice care and many more.

So leave your troubles at the door and come along for another evening of fun and laughter, as we hit the road again with our new tour! See you there kids ;-)

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